You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you
here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]
I refuse to apologize for art
i refuse to be sorry for wasting my life
NO NO NO I CANT BRATHE
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
that’s 10 years but ok.
^I didn’t know it was 2004
"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"